What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 02:23

Dr No
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
A View to a Kill
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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You Only Live Twice
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Octopussy
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Goldfinger
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Ah so!”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.